If you are like us, your name is Tom or maybe Keith and you love a good mystery! That is why we are making available, for the first time ever:
"Tom's Tidbits & Keith's Knickknacks!"
Here at Allagash we get a lot of requests for stickers, pins, stickers, coasters, beer labels, stickers, hugs, turtles, and maybe even a sticker. So with just one single low, low payment of $2, $5, $10 or $100, you can order your very own mystery pack!
Our team will work diligently and painstakingly to package a shipment based on your unique personality. (If your unique personality enjoys random stuff from the shipping desk...*)
Also, Keith wanted me to add "try throwing your shirt size in the comments section, you may get lucky." (Please let us know if you prefer a ladies or men's cut, we don't care to assume anything.)
All proceeds from "Tom's Tidbits & Keith's knickknacks" will go to the Center for Grieving Children.