Sometimes, in the wild world you live in, you have to make tough life decisions.
Do I take that job and move to Yemen? Do I choose the chicken, fish or vegetarian? Do I take the Red or the Blue pill? Do I have a second helping of dessert?
Well I am here to tell you you can take the guesswork out of life! No, Vegetarian, Red, Always. Now that we have that out of the way you can spend more time pondering the REAL life questions. Do I order the Brown or the Blue hat, or both...
I can't solve all your problems reader! Especially since I left the Matrix. I do know Kung Fu now though, so that's pretty cool.