The winter wind is whipping. The powder white snowflakes stick to your hair and arms. If only there was a way to stay warm, yet also blend in with the stark scenery of the snow capped mountain top you call home. What to do, what to do?
(pssst, buy this sweatshirt yo!) Don't be a Grinchy Grinch up on a mountain top staring at Whoville all day, getting cold and Grinchy. Get a comfy white hoodie with glittery gold swoopy Allagash logo on it! Today! Then be less Grinchy and more cool, but also warm.
Also, be nicer to your dog Max. The one you tied that antler onto. Not cool dude, not cool.