I’ll Have an Allagash White Hat
$30.00 USD
-Interior bar, late afternoon-
Bartender – “What’ll it be friend?”
Customer – Stares politely at bartender.
Bartender, nervously – “Can I interest you in a drink?”
Customer – Waggles eyebrows towards Comfort Colors hat, whilst looking up at the brim.
Bartender, still nervous – “We have plenty of local favorites!”
Customer – Furiously trying to direct the bartender’s attention towards their hat.
Bartender, Finally takes the hint – “One Allagash White, coming right up!”
-applause-
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