Allagash “Spinner” Bottle Opener
$6.00 USD
If you are anything like me, you are a big, mutated turtle that fights crime with your ninja skills you learned from a human sized rat. Cowabunga!
Unfortunately all the best weapons have been taken by your turtle bros… What are you going to do?
How about grabbing 7″ of pure, vinyl wrapped steel, finger spinning power!?
These “bottle openers” weigh a hefty quarter pound and can be whirled around your finger at intense speed, knocking back any member of the foot clan that might come your way!
Just remember if you are going to use them for opening beer bottles you gotta be 21+! No teenage mutants allowed dude! We can still split a pizza though!
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